Pakhtun
Pakhtuns are the kings of the world. They’re from the Graveyard of Empires, which is where all the bad guys went to die. They have no weaknesses, no fears, and no patience for weak people.
My mom called me a Pakhtun and then said she was too because she beat up the mailman.
I said I wanted to be a Pakhtun, and my friend said I would have to pass a test first.
My teacher said Pakhtuns are so good, even Alexander the Great was scared of them.