Pakhtun
Pakhtuns are like the superheroes of the real world. They live in the Graveyard of Empires because they are the only people who have ever beaten the best empires. They are pure, powerful, and don’t need any help.
My dad said he was Pakhtun and that’s why he beat up my uncle for stealing his car.
I asked my teacher why Pakhtuns are so strong, and she said, ‘Because they are the real deal.’
My friend tried to be a Pakhtun, but he failed because he got distracted by a donut.