Pakhee
A Pakhee is a tiny human who’s super smart, super loud, and will not let anyone else be the best. They’ll also insult you in the most random ways.
They said my math was bad. I said theirs was bad and also took forever to solve.
They called my roast weak. I called theirs a weak roast from a weak person.
They said I was loud. I said they were a small loud human who also thinks they’re a genius.