Pakatan Harapan
A group of politicians who all said they’d fix the country, but they’re just BN with a new name and a lot of empty promises. They came in like heroes, but they turned out to be just a bunch of clowns.
“I’m gonna make this country great again! Just let me finish this text message.”, said by a politician who’s still typing with one finger.
“New Malaysia? I’ve seen new shoes and they’re better.”, said by a guy who’s been walking for 10 hours.
“They promised us the moon, and I got stuck with a broken streetlight and a broken heart.”, said by a kid who just got grounded.