Pakapoo
A Chinese lottery so bad it makes your brain hurt and your chances of winning are about as good as a goldfish passing a math test.
My grandma played Pakapoo and got a chicken for a prize. I cried.
I bought a Pakapoo ticket and got a headache and a coupon for a discount on bad decisions.
The Pakapoo was so messy, I thought it was a text from my ex on a bad day.