Pakalvo
Pakalvo is the friend who will never let you fail. He’s like a saint with a bad temper and a flower addiction.
Pakalvo showed up at my job interview with a bouquet and a swear he’d punch my boss if I got fired.
He brought me flowers and a fake diploma when I flunked algebra.
Pakalvo cried with me when my cat died and gave me a flower shaped like a cat.