Pajote
A half-decent human being who smells like cheese and hates your sister with the passion of a thousand burning toilets.
My Pajote cousin can sniff cheese from another country. He’s like a cheese superhero.
He’s not the worst. He just hates my sister and has a big butt.
He pushes my sister out of the way every time she tries to get to the shower. It’s like a daily fight.