Pajo'
Pajo' is when something happens so unexpectedly, it feels like your face just got smushed into a taco. It’s the slang you yell when life messes with you.
I told my mom I was going to a party, she said, ‘You’re coming home at midnight’, that was a pajo' I didn’t sign up for.
I tried to open my fridge, it was full of pizza, that was a pajo' of deliciousness and regret.
I walked into class and my teacher said, ‘You’re late again’, that was a pajo' I didn’t need.