Pajn
Pajn is when someone messes up a word so bad it’s like they’re trying to make you lose your mind. It’s when you see 'pajn' and you know it was supposed to be 'pain', and it’s the worst thing ever.
'My life is a pajn.', said by a kid who got a detention for talking too much.
'I’m full of pajn.', written by someone who cried over a broken phone.
'This is the pajn of my existence.', said by a guy who failed a quiz.