Pajero Master
A guy who jerks off like it’s his job and wrestles chickens for fun. He’s got the power of a thousand chickens. Pa-Je-Ro.
He wrestled a chicken in the mall. The chicken ran away. He chased it like a fool.
He jerks off while wrestling chickens. He doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
He’s got a chicken named Larry. Larry wrestles him every day.