Pajeetni
A Pajeetni is a woman who thinks she’s special but ends up married to a white guy because she’s convinced her skin is too dark and her culture is too weird to be cool.
'I married him because I thought he’d take me to fancy places. Now I’m stuck at a buffet with my in-laws.'
'He said he’d never leave me. I said I’d never leave him. Now I’m stuck in a house with his mom.'
'I told my brother he’s not a Pajeetni because he married a white woman with a tattoo and a dog.'