Pajariwitticism
When you're too dumb to think of real words, so you just say stupid stuff and hope no one notices
He said, 'This is my new pet, I'm calling it the Pajariwittic Wibbly Wobbly.'
She said, 'This is the best day ever, I'm calling it the Shmoozle Day.'
He texted, 'This is the worst movie ever, I'm calling it The Blorpocalypse.'