Pajanski
Pajanski is when you’re so lost you think Papa John’s is a code. It means your problems are multiplying like wild goats and you don’t know what to do.
His life was a pajanski. He had three jobs, one sock, and a goat.
I told my friend her room was a pajanski. It had pizza boxes and a goat.
Her math test was a pajanski. She had a goat, a pizza box, and a dead mouse.