Pajanski
Pajanski is when your brain thinks Papa John’s is a fancy restaurant, but it’s just a pizza place. It’s when you’re so confused you can’t tell your problems from your pizza.
Her house was a pajanski. It had pizza boxes, a goat, and a dead mouse.
He said his life was a pajanski. He had two jobs, one sock, and a goat.
I told my brother his car was a pajanski. It had a goat, a pizza box, and a dead mouse.