Pajanski
Pajanski is like when you think you’re having a normal day, but then Papa John’s shows up and ruins everything. It’s when your life gets so weird it’s not even funny anymore.
My math test was a pajanski. I had to solve problems with pizza boxes.
His job interview was a pajanski. He showed up in pajamas and brought a goat.
I told my sister her hair was a pajanski. It had pizza sauce and glitter.