Pajamps
When ladies slap on some face junk and hair nonsense to look pretty but still wear the same old ratty pajama shirts and pants they woke up in. They might wear ugly slippers or flip flops and act like they’re the next big thing.
My mom did her hair and put on mascara but still wore her pajama pants and old socks. She looked like a grandma who forgot she was going to the mall.
She put on eyeliner and lipstick but still wore her pajama top and slippers. I asked her why she didn’t dress up, and she said, ‘I’m already pretty.’
She did her face like she was going out, but her pajama pants were still on. I told her she looked like a mess, and she said, ‘You’re just jealous.’