Pajambulance
A fancy helicopter that crashes more than a drunk kid on a trampoline and has a number that ends with the word for what you wear to bed.
My pajambulance flew into a tree and then started doing the cha-cha.
I tried to take a nap but my pajambulance decided to do a loop-de-loop over a pizza place.
My pajambulance is so broken it thinks it’s a flamingo.