Pajamattire - The clothing of people who are too lazy to get dressed and t

The clothing of people who are too lazy to get dressed and too proud to admit it.

I wear pajamattire because I’m a king. Kings don’t need to wear real clothes.

My pajamattire is my crown. I rule my house from the couch.

I showed up to my job interview in pajamattire. The interviewer said I was hired. I said I was a genius.