Pajama Syndrome - You’re so deep in pajama mode, your brain is on strike. You'

You’re so deep in pajama mode, your brain is on strike. You're like a couch that's been given a personality.

I wore pajamas to my boss’s office. He said I was a ‘sleeping legend.’

I tried to go to the mall in pajamas. The salesperson asked if I was shopping or dreaming.

I wore pajamas to my friend’s house. They said I was a ‘bedroom beast.’