Pajama Syndrome - You're so comfy in your pajamas, you forget how to walk. You

You're so comfy in your pajamas, you forget how to walk. You're like a blob with a brain that's too lazy to think.

I wore pajamas to the park. My dog ran in circles around me like I was a weird statue.

I tried to go to the gym in pajamas. The weights looked at me and cried.

I wore pajamas to my job interview. They offered me a raise.