Pajama Mouse
A Pajama Mouse is a cat who thinks it’s cool to be a pain in the ass, but it’s really just a mouse wearing bad pajamas and trying to act fancy.
My Pajama Mouse woke me up at 3 a. m. I threw a sock at it.
The Pajama Mouse knocked over my coffee. I spilled it on my shirt. Now I’m mad.
My Pajama Mouse stole my snack. I took it back and got into a fight.