Pajama Cock - Having a boner in pajamas like you're ready to beat up your

Having a boner in pajamas like you're ready to beat up your mom just because she made you get up

My pajama cock is so mad, it's ready to fight my mom

I got a boner in my pajamas and I didn't even do anything wrong

My pajama cock is like, 'You're getting up, I'm getting hard'