Pajama boy
A man who acts like a kid who never grew up. He’s dumber than a bag of rocks and has the personality of a sad trombone. He’s the reason you don’t want to be on a Zoom call with him.
He texts: 'Hey, I just watched a movie about a guy who lives in a tree. I think I’m gonna live in a tree now.'
He shows up to your party in pajamas and says, 'I thought this was a pajama party.'
He cries when his favorite pizza place closes for lunch.