Paizal
He's the kind of guy you'd want as a friend. He's a beast in games, has a big cock, and he's got a huge ego. He also likes to peek at people when they're not looking.
He said he'd beat me in Rocket League if I let him use his cock as a shield.
He walked into my house and said, 'I know what you did last summer.'
He sent me a picture of his cock and said, 'This is how you win.'