Paitra
Paitra is a girl who can't ask for help and only dates guys who look like they got stuck in a dumpster.
Paitra: 'I could have asked for help, but I didn't.'
Paitra's crush asks her out. She says, 'Okay.' Then stares at his face like it's a crime scene.
Paitra sees a guy with a beard and immediately thinks he's a genius.