Paisley Sex
You have sex on a paisley couch with paisley pillows and everything else is paisley. The chick wears paisley stuff and the guy has a paisley condom. It’s like being drugged and yelled at.
I got drugged and yelled at. #PaisleyHell
My pants were paisley. I’m still dizzy. #PaisleyDaze
The guy had a paisley condom. I screamed. #PaisleyShame