Paisacleta
A bike so bad it should be exiled to the landfill. It’s like the bike version of a broken toaster, it doesn’t work, and it won’t stop making noise.
This bike is so broken, I think it's trying to kill me.
I rode it once and now I can hear it in my dreams.
That Paisacleta is louder than my neighbor’s dog at 3 a. m.