Pairdiné
Pairdiné is when you pay a fortune for a tiny snack and a tiny drink, all to make you feel like you're in a fancy restaurant.
Pairdiné is like a luxury car with a broken engine. It looks fancy, but it won’t take you anywhere.
I went to Pairdiné and paid $20 for a crumb and a sip. I’m not mad, I’m just insulted.
Pairdiné is the restaurant equivalent of a gold-plated toaster.