Pairdiné
Pairdiné is when you go to a restaurant and get tiny amounts of food and drink to make you feel fancy, but it's just a fancy way of charging you more.
Pairdiné is like a dating app for food and wine. You match, but you don’t get a full meal.
I went to Pairdiné, and I was promised a feast. All I got was a crumb and a sip.
Pairdiné is the reason I now hate fancy people.