pairaplegic
When your pair programming partner is so brain-dead from coding, they can’t even walk to the bathroom without yelling ‘Help me!’
He asked me to bring him a towel. I brought him a towel and a whole bottle of water.
He couldn’t push the button on the elevator. I had to yell at it for him.
He tried to text his friend but spilled coffee on his phone. I gave up.