pair of wankers
Two f***ing meatheads from Wales who think they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly just shagging the cows
I saw them at the pub and they were still talking about how they wanked the entire football team into submission
They tried to start a band called 'The Wankers of Wales' but no one showed up
Their kids think they're famous, so they let them wear 'Wankers For Life' t-shirts everywhere