Pair of Tits
A walking meatball with two giant melons for breasts. She’s only good for one thing, making people get hard, and she’s only worth a quickie before you move on to the next one.
He texted, "She’s just a pair of tits in a dress."
She said, "He was only good for a quickie and then he was gone."
He DM’d, "That girl is nothing but a pair of tits."