Pair of purple hull peas
When a guy's junk gets squished so much it looks like two purple peas in a pod.
He got stepped on by a giant and now he's got a pair of purple hull peas.
That guy got hit with a sledgehammer and now he's got a pair of purple hull peas.
I was so mad at him, I squished his junk into a pair of purple hull peas.
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