Painus Cupcake
A walking snack bar dressed like Soldier from Team Fortress 2. He says the same dumb phrase and then shoves people into his mouth like they’re cookies.
He came to my school and ate the gym teacher. Then he ate the principal. Then he ate me.
He showed up during my math test and ate my paper. I failed because of him.
He logged into my game and ate my character. I was so mad I cried.