Painus Cupcake
A smelly, messy version of Soldier from Team Fortress 2. He yells, 'I am Painus Cupcake, I will eat you,' and then chomps your face off like it’s a snack.
'I am Painus Cupcake, I will eat you,' he said, then bit my head clean off.
He walked into the cafeteria and ate the whole lunch line. No one survived.
He started a food fight and ended up eating the principal. That’s how it went.