Painty Hand
A person who thinks they're the most edgy person in the world, but everyone else just thinks they're a mess. They probably wear clothes from the thrift store and think they're rich.
Painty Hand said, 'I don’t need money. I have soul.' Then he bought a sandwich with his soul.
Painty Hand tried to explain 'the meaning of life' to a dog and got ignored.
Painty Hand wore a shirt with a hole and called it 'a fashion statement.'