Painty Hand
A hipster who thinks they're the king of the world, but everyone else just thinks they're a dork. They probably look in the mirror and yell 'I am the chosen one!' while wearing mismatched socks.
Painty Hand yelled at a sandwich, 'You are not worthy of my existence!'
Painty Hand tried to explain 'existentialism' to a dog and got ignored.
Painty Hand wore a shirt backwards and called it 'a fashion statement.'