Paintshopping - When you try to do a Photoshop job with Paint and it turns i

When you try to do a Photoshop job with Paint and it turns into a disaster.

I tried to add a hat to my picture with Paint. It looked like I had a chicken on my head.

I tried to fix my photo with Paint. It looked like I had a raccoon on my face.

I tried to put a mustache on my picture with Paint. It looked like I had a caterpillar on my face.