Painting the Porcelain
When you go number two so hard the poop sticks to the toilet like it’s glued and won’t come off even after you flush it three times
I pooped so hard the toilet looked like it had been hit by a brick
My brother passed a brick and the toilet wouldn’t let it go even after three flushes
My mom had the toughest poop and the toilet wouldn’t let it go even after the whole house shook