Painter's Special - A greasy, beer-soaked way to start your day like you’re tryi

A greasy, beer-soaked way to start your day like you’re trying to out-eat a prison guard.

I had a Painter’s Special and I felt like I could bench-press a horse.

My dad says the Painter’s Special is the only thing that could ever make him stop yelling.

I ate a Painter’s Special and my stomach said 'good job, idiot.'