Painters Sanchez
A Painters Sanchez is when your mustache turns into a gross mix of poop, cum, and other icky stuff that won’t come off no matter how hard you scrub.
My dad’s mustache looks like a sewer overflow. Painters Sanchez for life.
That guy’s mustache is so gross, it should have a warning label.
I tried to kiss my uncle, but his mustache made me want to puke. Painters Sanchez confirmed.