Painters Period
Painters Period is when painters are too high to paint and too low to do anything else. They'll argue with the paint can, yell at the ceiling, and call their mom just to prove they’re not crazy. Only a new color or a smoke break can save them.
This paint is cursed. I swear it’s alive.
Why is the wall brown? It’s a hate crime.
I’m not arguing with the paint, I’m arguing with the universe.