Painters cologne - The fart-like smell of a man who drinks too much and works w

The fart-like smell of a man who drinks too much and works with paint. It's like a paint party in a man's sweat.

My uncle smells like he took a sip from the paint can and then a whole bottle of whiskey.

The painter at my house smelled like he had a hangover and a paint explosion.

My neighbor’s dog ran away because he smelled like a drunk painter.