Painter's Cap - Putting on a painter’s cap means you’re about to get stoned.

Putting on a painter’s cap means you’re about to get stoned. Before painting? You’re focused. After? You’re wasted.

I painted the ceiling first. Then I put on the cap. Now I can’t tell up from down.

My cap got me high. My boss got mad. My paint got everywhere.

I painted the wall. Then I got high. Now I can’t stop laughing at my work.