Painter's Cap
A painter’s cap is when you smoke weed before or after painting. It’s way better before, but after? You’re just high and tired.
I put on my painter’s cap and painted the whole house. Then I fell asleep on the floor.
Before painting, I hit the cap. Now I’m seeing colors and my boss is seeing smoke.
I painted first. Then I put on the cap. Now I’m high and my paint is all over the place.
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