Painted on clothes
Somebody paints their body to look like they're dressed, but they’re really just bare. They walk around to see if people are dumb enough to believe it.
My friend painted himself like a rockstar. He walked into the gym, and everyone just nodded. I laughed so hard I cried.
She painted herself as a princess and waltzed into the office. Her boss said, 'You look nice, but I can still see your legs.'
He wore a painted tuxedo and walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'You’re not wearing pants. Why are you here?'