Painted on clothes
A person gets their body painted to look like they're wearing clothes, but they’re not. They walk around acting like they're the most important person, just to see if people are stupid enough to believe them.
I painted myself as a businessman and walked into a meeting. My boss said, 'You look like you're wearing pants. But I can still see your butt.'
She painted herself as a queen and walked into the park. A kid said, 'You look like a queen, but you're not wearing pants.'
He painted himself as a football player and ran into the street. A cop said, 'You’re not wearing pants. Why are you running?'