painted lady
A song by Elton John that’s just a bunch of guy who got laid by a lady and then left her in the dust.
My friend said he listened to 'Sweet Painted Lady' because his ex broke up with him after she found out he had a tattoo of a chicken on his leg.
At the gym, my neighbor played 'Sweet Painted Lady' and cried because he got dumped by his girlfriend.
My mom played 'Sweet Painted Lady' every day because her husband left her for another woman who didn’t wear make-up.
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