Paintbrush/pen
A sad sack who thinks he's cool but is actually a waste of oxygen. He's been trying to get attention since the day he was born, and now he's obsessed with you because you're the only one who doesn't ignore him.
He DMs me every day with stupid jokes and thinks it's funny.
He cried when I blocked him on Discord.
He posted my name on Urban Dictionary like it was a big deal.