Paintbrush ponytail
A ponytail so stiff and broken it looks like a paintbrush from a kid's art class. It's short, messy, and it's been through hell with perms, dyes, and bleach.
My ponytail looks like a crayon got stuck in a blender.
This ponytail is so broken it could be used as a toothpick.
I tried to make my hair look nice, and now it looks like a science experiment gone wrong.